I will give up my BlackBerry when they pry it from my cold dead hands

- Some people swear on a Bible, while others swear by their BlackBerrys. (AP Photo)
Much has been made of the Secret Service's demand that President Barack Obama give up his ubiquitous BlackBerry in the name of security.
There appear to be some serious addicts to the mobile technology out there. It is bad enough when my wife scolds me for checking for messages and news alerts and my Twitter feeds during dinner in a restaurant. Something about etiquette.
But in the immortal words of Kinky Friedman: "’Scuse me while I whip this out" ... my BlackBerry that is, no matter where I might be, no matter how solemn the occasion.
Hey, Barry, the stock market just dropped below 8,000.
