Your Weekly Club Planner, and Kris Humphries should have pulled out of his ‘marriage’

Kris Humphries has pulled out of Chateau’s Saturday hosting duties, due to he-“married”-Kim-Kardashian-and-she-is-divorcing-him-already. Gee, I hope they caught that on camera.

So now the biggest names at the clubs this weekend are probably Mix Master Mike performing with Travis Barker Saturday at Aria’s Haze.

I do like the lascivious idea behind Vanity’s promotion at the Hard Rock on Sunday: Wear your best “Walk of Shame” outfit. Just, please, shower more than you would before a walk of shame.

And as usual, the clubs with the most buzz will likely be XS at Encore and Marquee at Cosmopolitan.

But there’s lots going on all over. Here’s your weekend club forecast.

FRIDAY

DJ Clinton Sparks Friday at Rain at the Palms.

DJs Markus Schulz and Blake Jarrell Friday at Marquee.

DJ A-Trak Friday at Surrender at Encore.

Janelle Ha hosts Friday at Beatles Revolution Lounge at Mirage for a SEMA after-party. She often grooves in her bikini.

DJ Porter Robinson Friday at Haze at Aria.

SATURDAY

Travis Barker and Mix Master Mike perform together Saturday at Haze. That's Mike the master on the right.

DJ Erick Morillo Saturday at Marquee.

DJs Manufactured Superstars Sunday at XS at Encore.

Filo & Peri Saturday at Rain.

Nadia Ali DJs Saturday at Chateau at Paris.

Deena Nicole hosts Saturday at Gallery at Planet Hollywood.

Jeweler Mark Lash shows a collection Saturday at Gold at Aria, with soap actress Heather Tom, Michael Stagliano of "The Bachelor," Playmate Jayde Nicole, Playmate Izabella St. James, actress Nicholle Tom and Kameron Safford of "VH1's Saddle Ranch."

SUNDAY

Vanity's “Walk of Shame” promotion.

MONDAY

DJs from Scam Artists Takeover Monday at XS.

DJ Vice Monday at Marquee.