Bobby’s best buzz: Come see me!
Vegas mainstay Bobby Slayton is ripe for giving you night life advice, since the comedian is funny and on the verge of filming a speculative reality show called "I'm Smarter Than a Porn Star."
So here's his take on some buzzier events this weekend.
BIGGEST BUZZ: Paris Hilton films her MTV show "My New BFF" tonight at Tao at The Venetian. Red carpet is 10 p.m. Admission is $20.
Slayton is not going to Tao, but he invites Paris to see him do stand-up at Hooters Hotel.
"You know why Paris would love my show?" he jokes. "I make fun of the poor and disenfranchised people. I love the rich and spoiled brats. She's the kind of person I aspire to be. I make fun of everybody on the Statue of Liberty. You know, the sick, the maimed. ... I'm more of a fan of the big, rich heiresses in BMWs with froufrou dogs."
SMALLER BUZZ: Playboy model Rebecca Lynn prances around Hawaiian Tropic Zone after 10 p.m. today, when it turns into club Torrid. Admission is free. Women drink free till midnight.
"I've been there before for some party," Slayton says. He thinks parties are all alike, especially if you're a VIP.
"Jon Lovitz dragged me to one of these things at the Palms for Fergie, and Paris showed up, and all these people are there in this Hugh Hefner suite. And there's all this food, and I said ... 'Why don't we just go to Carnegie Deli?' And Lovitz went nuts and went, 'But there's free food here!' "
SOME BUZZ: The Burlesque Hall of Fame's All-Star Burlesque Weekend takes over the Palms. See Burlesquehall.com for details.
"I'm not a stripper fan," Slayton says. "These girls aren't gonna sleep with you. They're just gonna talk to you and take your money. My wife does that. I don't need outside sources for this kind of aggravation."
And gazing at naked-ish women in public sounds good in theory, he says, "but so does the Cher show."
Slayton thinks you should see him this weekend.
"You come to see my show, it's perfect. There's jokes, there's Hooters, there's chicken wings, there's alcohol. What more do people want?"
Slayton performs at 9 p.m. Wednesdays through Sundays at Hooters Hotel. Tickets cost $42.90 (866-584-6687).
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