LETTER: It’s all satire

Let’s put it on the ballot.

Troops support the Constitution, not one leader.

But that’s not Barney.

Victor Davis Hanson nails it.

Parents need to go back to the basics, for safety’s sake.

I love the concept of road rage, where two or more drivers yell at each other, showing how dumb they are, usually while driving at a high speed.

Why not a simple land swap with the alfalfa farmers in exchange for government-owned land?

Let’s remember who invaded whom.

Some people say the penny is irrelevant — and maybe they’re right. But more to the point, the saying, “A penny for your thoughts,” will now need to be replaced.

In this day and age of all or none policy offerings and pushback, President Donald Trump suggested a 50-year mortgage.