The creeps in the blogosphere (for which there are legion) are all atwitter about a photo of a reflection in Vice President Dick Cheney’s sunglasses. The photo appears hold an image of a naked lady. Cheney was fly fishing, so I’d say the chances that he was casting with nude babes is just about nil. But you’ll never convince the blogosphere of it. So, I’ll start my own rumor. This was not a picture of Cheney at all. It was a picture of Huge Heffner at his birthday party in which Pamela Anderson reportedly danced naked for him.
Here’s a close-up of the picture at hand. I ask you, is that Cheney’s nose, or Hef’s?