Hahaha. Miss California Sister Carrie Prejean, who lost the Miss USA pageant here in Las Vegas on Sunday because she’s dumb, says God was testing her faith when He placed Perez Hilton along her Path to Glory — a path also lined by her swimsuit, fake-white teeth and boob glue. God works in mysterious ways.
But here’s the money quote. She didn’t cry after losing. No, instead, she finally, finally nourished her starving God bod, because you can’t expect a girl to eat if she’s reaching for a crown not of thorns:
"I ate my first hamburger in a long time!"
Oh, sweet interviews of the Heavens. Read it all here.
Now, look at this pretty picture, apparently inspired by God. Also inspired by God? Proverbs 22:8: "He that soweth iniquity shall reap vanity: and the rod of his anger shall fail." (Not that I know Bible quotes off the top of my head. Thanks, the Google.)