The only way to more perfectly deliver exactly what its fans want would be to re-release it, unrated and in 3-D. As a movie, though, the nearly two hours of gyrating man candy is awful. Atrocious even.
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The sequel is part buddy comedy, part road trip, part courtroom drama and part goofy action spectacle. But none of the genres is given the time to be sufficiently, satisfyingly explored, despite the movie’s way-too-long 115-minute running time.
With “Terminator Genisys” opening July 1, here’s your A-to-Z guide to the first four movies in the “Terminator” franchise.
It’s only the second original movie from Disney/Pixar since 2009’s “Up” as the company found itself stuck in a rash of sequels. The wait, though, was certainly worth it.
“Jurassic World” combines enough nostalgia, technical wizardry and nonsensically thrilling moments to make fans of the original feel like kids again. Although those kids probably shouldn’t be seeing “Jurassic World” in the first place, because, nightmares.
Credit writer-director Paul Feig for realizing that the best way to give McCarthy’s film career a shot in the arm would be an espionage comedy in which several people get shot in the arm.
While The Stones continue to sound relevant and most of The Beatles’ songbook still flows perfectly out of Paul McCartney, there’s something inherently creepy about a bunch of septuagenarians singing about teenage girls in bikinis.