53°F
weather icon Cloudy

LETTER: Time to arrest ‘climate change’

The perpetrator of the hydrants having no water, the reservoirs having no water, the fire department having no money, the forest not being cleaned of underbrush growth, dams being demolished and baitfish being more important than human lives and property in Los Angeles has been identified and currently is being sought by authorities.

The perpetrator of these crimes against the American people is “climate change.”

A “Be on the lookout” order is scheduled to be initiated to rid California and the nation of this criminal menace once and for all.

MOST READ
Don't miss the big stories. Like us on Facebook.
THE LATEST
LETTER: The folly of road rage

I love the concept of road rage, where two or more drivers yell at each other, showing how dumb they are, usually while driving at a high speed.

LETTER: Goodbye to the penny

Some people say the penny is irrelevant — and maybe they’re right. But more to the point, the saying, “A penny for your thoughts,” will now need to be replaced.

MORE STORIES