DON’T MISS IT

METAL ELVIS

A truly original unoriginal, this band mashes Elvis and '80s hair-band tunes together. Grab your little twisted sister and board the mystery crazy train at 9 p.m. Saturday at Hard Rock Cafe Las Vegas, 3771 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $12 at the door; call 733-7625.

'ELVIS MY WAY' FEATURING
BRANDON BENNETT

Only in Las Vegas can you choose between touring Elvi. This more traditional model plays at 7:30 p.m. today through Sunday in the Showroom at the Suncoast, 9090 Alta Drive. Tickets are $22-$44; call 636-7075.

JAY LENO

The much-maligned TV host keeps his chin up, along with his profile, at 10 p.m. today and Saturday in the Terry Fator Theatre at The Mirage, 3400 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $94.40-$116.40; call 792-7777.

MODERN ENGLISH

They're no longer so modern, but at least they're still English. Melt with them at 10 p.m. Saturday in Rocks Lounge at the Red Rock Resort, 11011 W. Charleston Blvd. Tickets are $23; call 547-5300.

BILL MAHER

About 90 minutes of real time with the edgy HBO star begins at 8 p.m. Saturday and Sunday in the Showroom at The Orleans, 4500 W. Tropicana Ave. Tickets are $60.50-$88; call 365-7075.

By Corey Levitan