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Jillian Stenzel interviewed students at Faith Lutheran High School.

AUSTIN BLACK, Senior

"I would throw a stink or smoke bomb at them and run between their legs."

MIKE FILDES, Senior

"I would smack them with a 30 pound salmon."

DAVID SPERRY, Junior

"My wit."

RACHEL PLUMMER, Junior

"Ninja skills of my own."

CLARK WAGGONER, Freshman

"A 12-gauge shotgun! I'm not even kidding!"

JESSICA CARTER, Senior

"I would sprinkle fairy dust on their heads."

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