THE WATER COOLER
Here are a few things in news, entertainment and popular culture that we've been talking about lately.
• The Obama family's Portuguese water dog arrives at the White House. Bill O'Reilly slams the administration for giving White House jobs to foreigners; Glenn Beck just goes off on another crying jag.
• Parents complain about the budget-challenged Clark County School District paying a consultant $75,417 to analyze and color-code school board members' brains. Color their brains an angry, flaming red.
• A pastor in Vaesteras, Sweden, celebrates Easter by unveiling a life-size Lego statue of Jesus. Pencil in the unveiling of the sugar cube Last Supper diorama for around Easter 2017.
• Actor Kal Penn leaves Hollywood for a job in the Obama administration. Somewhere, at this very moment, a producer is working up a treatment for "Mr. Kumar Goes to Washington."
• Fishermen in the Philippines ignore requests from the World Wildlife Fund and turn a rare 1,100-pound megamouth shark into dinner. The recipe came from "Dodo Omelets and Unicorn Stew: The Cookbook for Gourmets Who Just Don't Care."
-- By JOHN PRZYBYS (jprzybys@reviewjournal.com)





