Water Cooler
Here are a few things in news, sports, entertainment and pop culture that we've been talking about lately.
■ Nevada brothel owner Dennis Hof announces plans to open a science fiction-themed bordello. "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
■ Van Halen u25B6 announces a 2012 tour that will include occasionally estranged lead singer David Lee Roth. For some reason, those 2012 apocalypse predictions no longer are looking quite as absurd.
■ Sinead O'Connor splits up with her new husband after 16 days of marriage. Kim Kardashian sends an effusive thank-you card.
■ A Massachusetts woman says a security screener at McCarran International Airport confiscated her cupcake because the frosting resembled a prohibited gel. However, Twinkies are still OK because nobody has yet been able to figure out what it is that they're made out of.
JOHN PRZYBYS (jprzybys@reviewjournal.com)





