If you go clubbin’ for lovin’ this weekend, try the following pickup line. Years ago, Spy magazine instructed interns to test various celebrity pickup lines. The most successful line was this one, supposedly used by Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“Kiss me, it’s my birthday!”
You’re welcome. And here’s where you can use that line, at clubs featuring these DJs:
■ David Guetta at Wynn’s XS nightclub.
■ Skrillex at Mandalay Bay’s Light nightclub.
■ Hardwell and Bambi at MGM’s Hakkasan nightclub.
■ Dash Berlin at Marquee nightclub.
■ Jordan V at The Cosmopolitan’s Marquee Dayclub.
■ Dillon Francis at Encore’s Surrender nightclub.
■ Norman Doray at Encore Beach Club.
■ Spider at Wynn’s Tryst nightclub.
■ Skratchy at Palazzo’s Lavo nightclub.
■ Javier Alba at The Venetian’s Tao Beach dayclub.
■ Politik at Tao nightclub.
■ Loczi at Aria’s Haze nightclub.
■ Stellar at Mandalay Bay’s Daylight dayclub.
■ Jay Sean performs at Palms pool dayclub.
■ David Guetta at Encore Beach Club.
■ Avicii at XS.
■ Laidback Luke and Oliver Twizt at MGM’s Wet Republic dayclub.
■ Ferry Corsten at Marquee.
■ Tiesto with Tony Arzadon at Hakkasan.
■ Gusto at Lavo.
■ Chuckie at Tao.
■ Dyro at Light.
■ Cedric Gervais at Surrender.
■ Jessica Who at Tryst.
■ C La at Tao Beach.
■ Skribble at Paris Las Vegas’ Chateau nightclub.
■ Mark Stylz at Hard Rock Hotel’s Body English nightclub.
■ (Jenny McCarthy appears at The Mirage’s 1 Oak nightclub.)
■ Steve Aoki and Nervo at Wet Republic.
■ Steve Aoki with Quintino at Hakkasan.
■ Eric Prydz at XS.
■ W&W at Marquee Dayclub.
■ Vice at Encore Beach Club.
■ Justin Credible at Lavo.
■ D-Miles at Tao Beach.
■ Chris Lake at XS. Vice at Marquee.
■ Umek at Lavo.
■ Afrojack at Surrender.
■ R3hab at Hakkasan.
■ Konflikt at Tryst.
Doug Elfman’s column appears on Page 3A in the main section on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. He also writes for Neon on Fridays. Email him at firstname.lastname@example.org. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman.