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LETTER: Dreaming about editorial cartooning

I am a conservative. Right now, I wish I were a cartoonist. If so, I would submit the following for publication in your newspaper.

First: Of Kamala Harris frantically packing her suitcase with clothing and shoes flying everywhere. Off to the right there is an arrow and sign declaring “Into Obscurity.”

Another: Of Tim Walz writing at his desk. Next to him is a half-full wine glass labeled “truth serum.” Under the heading of “New Resume” he has listed his credentials — head coach at XX high school, retired as (inflated rank) from National Guard, Served honorably in Iraq, eyewitness to Tiananmen Square and vice president of the United States.

And finally: Joe Biden standing in front of the White House holding a tin cup and a sign requesting “Donations accepted for my presidential library.”

My apologies to Michael Ramirez.

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