David Ortiz gets $100K offer after saying his ‘dream job’ is a porn star

Boston Red Sox star David Ortiz already has the perfect nickname for his dream job. Asked to complete a seemingly innocuous "What the (Blank)?" questionnaire for Derek Jeter's The Player's Tribune website, Big Papi wrote that his dream job (if he wasn't an athlete) would be a porn star.

Shortly after the Dominican revealed his secret X-rated ambition, Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch told TMZ it's offering $100,000 to Ortiz to star in an adult film titled "Big Papi's Slugger." Hirsch said the script involves Ortiz and four or five women because "his personality is too big for just one."

The fun-loving Ortiz likes to joke around, but based on some of his other answers on the questionnaire, he might be serious about his dream job. He wrote that his "guilty pleasure song of the moment" is "I like big butt" — a lyric from Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" — and "the best song lyric of all-time" is "I love it when you call me Big Papa."

Alrighty then. We can only hope he never retires from baseball.