Stars and DJs — Here’s Your New Year’s Eve Club Insanity

FRIDAY Dec. 30: Good Charlotte performs at Chateau. ATB at Marquee. Dirty South at Tao. Christopher Lawrence and Donald Glaude at RPM at Tropicana. Lil Jon and Sidney Samson at Surrender. Sebastian Ingross at XS. T-Pain at Rain. Clinton Sparks at moon. Tinie Tempah at Bank. Kid Capri at Crown at Rio. Carlo Astuti at Chateau. Laidback Luke at Haze. Pauly D at Vanity. (The Situation at Chateau. Nate Diaz at Gallery. UFC’s Erik Apple and Jake Shield at LAX.)

SATURDAY Dec. 31: Singer Fergie launches debut of 1 Oak nightclub at the Mirage. will.i.am at Surrender. Mary J. Blige at the new RPM nightclub at Tropicana. Singer Bruno Mars at the Bank at Bellagio. Kaskade at Marquee. Paul Oakenfold at Rain. Singer Chris Brown at Pure at Caesars. LMFAO at Haze. Singer John Legend at moon. Singer B.o.B. at LAX at Luxor. Steve Angello at XS. Iyaz at Beatles Revolution Lounge at Mirage. Robbie Rivera at Vanity. Samantha Ronson at Lavo. Benji and Joel Madden at Chateau. Kid Jay at Tabu. Rappers Tyga and Bobby V perform at Crown at Rio. Laura Cavender at Deuce lounge at Aria. Taryn Manning at Tabu. (Pam Anderson at Studio 54. Kim Kardashian at Tao. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick at Chateau. Rob Kardashian at Tryst. Sarah Chapman at ghostbar. Playmates at Playboy Club. Holly Madison at Gallery. Laura Croft at Posh in Crazy Horse III.)

SUNDAY Jan. 1: Paul Oakenfold Sunday at the opening of Hyde at Bellagio. Afrojack at XS. Akon at the Bank. Drake at Vanity. Kreayshawn at Lavo. Eric Cubeechee at Gallery.

MONDAY Jan. 2: Deadmau5 starts year residency at XS. Avicii at Marquee.

TUESDAY Jan. 3: Hot Mouth of L.A. Riots at moon.

WEDNESDAY Jan. 4: Nightlife awards featuring Max Vange at Surrender.

THURSDAY Jan. 5: Travis McCoy performs at Haze.

FRIDAY Jan. 6: Pitbull performs at 1 Oak. Dirty South at Marquee. Funkagenda at XS. Shannon Leto & Antoine Becks at Haze. Nick Cannon at Chateau. Dave Fogg and OB One at Rain. Jessica Who at Vanity. Spider at Tryst.

SATURDAY Jan. 7: NeYo performs at Haze. Tiesto at XS. Nelly and Chris Cox at Chateau. EC Twins at Marquee. Zen Freeman at Rain. (Christina Milian at Moon.)

MONDAY Jan. 9: Redfoo’s “Party Rock” at Marquee. Steve Aoki at XS.

WEDNESDAY Jan. 11: Afrojack at Surrender.

THURSDAY Jan. 12: Chris Lake at Tryst.

FRIDAY Jan. 13: Adam Levine performs at 1 Oak. Mya at Rain. Steve Aoki at Surrender. R3hab at XS. Chuckie at Marquee. “Fantasy” cast at Chateau.

SATURDAY Jan. 14: Calvin Harris at Surrender. Kaskade at Marquee. Afrojack at XS. Dave Aude at Chateau.

SUNDAY Jan. 15: Nervo at XS. Gay-athlete event at RPM.

MONDAY Jan. 16: Calvin Harris at XS. Eric D-Lux at Marquee.

THURSDAY Jan. 19: (Dylan Ryder and Fantasy Masquerade Ball at Gallery. The Girls of Kinkbomb porn at Gallery.)

FRIDAY Jan. 20: Markus Schultz at Marquee. Mike Attack and Exodus at Rain. (Jenna Haze at Chateau. Destiny Dixon and Angie Savage at Gallery.)

SATURDAY Jan. 21: Skrillex at Surrender. Above & Beyond at Marquee. Menno de Jong at Rain. (Bree Olson at Gallery. Jesse Jane at Chateau.)

MONDAY Jan. 23: Vice at Marquee.

FRIDAY Jan. 27: Sander van Doorn at Marquee. Bow Wow performs at Rain.