The end is near. Male strippers in G-strings will soon be shaking it at … Hooters.
 Terry Fator hasn’t spoken to his father in years.
 NORM: “Holly Madison and Criss Angel are history after a four-month relationship.”
 BILL ENGVALL 9 p.m. Thursday and Feb. 27 in the Treasure Island Theatre, 3300 Las Vegas Blvd. South, $57.40-$75 (894-7722).
 HANK III, ASSJACK, THOSE POOR BASTARDS 8 p.m. Thursday in the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay, 3950 Las Vegas Blvd. South, $22-$25 (632-7600).
 NORANN ‘THE WORLD’S FASTEST FEMALE HYPNOTIST’ 8 p.m. Thursday in the Portofino Room at Casino MonteLago at Lake Las Vegas, 8 Strada di Villaggio, Henderson, $20 (939-8951).
 CRAIG FERGUSON 9 p.m. Thursday in the Hollywood Theatre at MGM, ($69.85; 891-7777).
 Plan your Vegas vacation. Wondering when Bette, Elton and Britney are playing Vegas? It’s all here.
 ‘Kathie Lee Gifford Sleeps Naked. You’re Welcome.’
 VegasLand Video: Plan your Vegas weekend, which includes NASCAR, Ron White, Hank Williams II and the Jonas Brothers’ 3-D movie.
 If you haven’t checked out our revamped RJTube, so to speak, you should. Tons of videos of Vegas stuff.
 Boyd Gaming lost $220.8 million in the fourth quarter.
 You think dieting is important? You’re correct. You think it matters WHICH diet you’re on is important? You are INCORRECT. It’s all about counting calories and working out, says a new multi-study study.
 Now that you’ve figured that whole weight-loss thing out, go here to see how many calories you should be consuming a day to either lose weight or maintain. That same site has a calculator that tells you how many calories you burn while dancing, walking and cycling, etc.
 As Wonkette points out this morning, George Will, our nation’s most prominent scolding Gramma, thinks we’re all a bunch of foodie pervs, or so he says in newspapers today. What in the hell does George Will find fun about life if he hates food and sex?
 Jay Leno is facing his writing peers because he did monologues during last year’s writers’ strike.
 Today, I am back from staycation.