Your Weekend Nightclub Forecast

FRIDAY March 9: Laidback Luke at Haze. Morgan Page at XS. Dash Berlin at Marquee. GZA and Prodigal Sunn at Chateau. Kreayshawn at Tao. Nick Simmons at Hyde. Diplo at Surrender. Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas at Rain. Mike Attack at moon. Ruckus at Vanity. Politik at Lavo. Wet Republican dayclub opens. (Laura Prepon birthday at Pure.)

SATURDAY March 10: Cedric Gervais at Marquee. Switch at Surrender. Sultan and Ned Shepard at XS. Breathe Carolina performs at Pure. Ian Carey at Rain. Junior Sanchez and Harry Choo Choo Romero at Chateau. Alie Layus at ghostbar dayclub. Vice at Tao. Pauly D at Vanity. Homicide at Haze. (Jesse Metcalfe at Gallery.)

SUNDAY March 11: Vice at Lavo.

MONDAY March 12: Lil Jon at XS. Chuckie at Marquee. Bare topless-optional dayclub opens.

TUESDAY March 13: Ne-Yo at Marquee. Bruno Mars at 1 Oak. Dash Berlin at Lavo. Baby Bash at Playboy Club. Politik at Hyde.

WEDNESDAY March 14: Knife Party at Surrender. 50 Cent at Tao. Rev Run at Lavo. Fred Falke at Savile Row. Mike Attack at ghostbar.

THURSDAY March 15: Calvin Harris at Surrender. ATB at Tao. Nervo at Tryst. Liquid pool dayclub opens.

FRIDAY March 16: Dirty South at Marquee. AN21 at XS. Datsik at Surrender. Redman at LAX. Boys Noize at Haze. Felix da Housecat at Vanity. Skeet Skeet at Rain. Kele of Bloc Party DJs at moon. Bizzy at Hyde. (Rob Kardashian at 1 Oak. Crystal Harris at Posh at Crazy Horse III.)

SATURDAY March 17: Common at Haze. Akon at the Bank. Kaskade at Marquee. Steve Angello at XS. House of Pain at Vanity. Riva Starr at Rain. Lil Jon at Surrender. Mike Snow at Tao, where Shaq celebrates a birthday. Rick Rude at Hyde. Encore Beach Club dayclub starts its "spring preview." (Carmen Electra at Chateau. Dennis Rodman at Tabu.)

SUNDAY MARCH 18: Manufactured Superstars at XS. Asher Roth at Vanity.

MONDAY March 19: Armin van Buuren and Gareth Emery at Marquee. Porter Robinson at XS.

TUESDAY March 20: Dubfire at Chateau’s year anniversary. Sex Panther at moon.

WEDNESDAY March 21: Yelle Djs at ghostbar.

THURSDAY March 22: Dada Life at Surrender. Outasight at moon. This is fun — Haze resurrects the boob job contest with “Plastic Makes Perfect,” guaranteeing a roomful of flat-chested women in competition.

FRIDAY March 23: Ferry Corsten at Marquee. Dave Aude at Haze. Bl3nd at Surrender. Tony Arzadon at Vanity. Melo D and OB One at Rain. Azure dayclub opens.

SATURDAY March 24: ATB at Marquee. Jermaine Dupri at Tryst. Mike Posner at Surrender. Sander Klienenberg at Rain. R3jectz at moon. Tommy Trash at XS. Lloyd Banks performs at LAX. Joe Hahn of Linkin Park DJs at Haze. (Kendra Wilkinson at Wet Republic.)

SUNDAY March 25: Swanky Tunes at XS.

MONDAY March 26: Redfoo’s “Party Rock” at Marquee. Steve Aoki at XS.

TUESDAY March 27: Jack Beats at moon.

WEDNESDAY March 28: Le Castle Vania at Surrender.

THURSDAY March 29: Busta Rhymes at Tao.

FRIDAY March 30: Benny Benassi at Marquee. Cazzette at XS. Bob Sinclar at Haze. Politik at Lavo. Norman Doray at Surrender.

SATURDAY March 31: Tiesto at XS. Paul Oakenfold at Marquee. Simon Patterson at Rain. Sex Panther at moon. J-Cole raps at Haze.

SUNDAY April 1: Bob Sinclar at Wet Republic.

MONDAY April 2: Eric D-Lux at Marquee.

FRIDAY April 6: Chuckie at Marquee.

SATURDAY April 7: Markus Schultz at Marquee. Disco Fries at Rain.

MONDAY April 9: Vice at Marquee.