Those dreary March jobless numbers

Let me predict the responses on the latest dreary March jobs reports:

Sen. Harry Reid: "Encouraging, but we must work harder."

Rep. Shelley Berkley: "Focus like a laser on jobs ... and Dean Heller sucks wind!"

Rep. Mark Amodei: "Hey, Elko's doing great. What recession?"

Rep. Joe Heck: "Give me another two years. I'm workin' on it."

President Barack Obama: "It's working! It's working! I am a god!"