If your idea of tailgating is a case of beer and a bag of chips, you have so, so much to learn, my friend.
Football players? Sonny, the football players we knew could run circles around those wimps who play today and then chew ’em up and spit ’em out before they even crossed the finish line.
When the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens take the field for Super Bowl XLVII on Sunday, it’s going to be Kaepernick vs. Flacco. Red and gold vs. purple and black. Sourdough Sam vs. Poe the Raven.