Here are a few things in news, sports, entertainment and popular culture that we’ve been talking about lately.
n MTV’s “Jersey Shore” might move to Miami for its new season. Not even Crayola will have a name for the color created when their fake tans meet the actual sun.
n Country singer Mindy McCready u25B6 is the star of a new sex video. Continuing a country music tradition that began with the ’70s adult classic, “Grand Ole Opry Gone Wild starring Junior Samples.”
n A Japanese company invents a wasabi odor-emitting smoke alarm for the hearing impaired. Rejected odors include wet dog, dead skunk and the stench of abject failure.
n Tiger Woods will return to pro golf in this week’s Masters tournament. Meanwhile, comedians begin dusting off every “putter” joke they know.
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