Gronk Smash will not deflate Vegas birthday party
The New England Patriots cheated their way to the Super Bowl yet again, or at least that’s what their detractors slur about them in wake of an NFL report chronicling the Patriots’ floppy balls.
And so, as deflategate (they used soft balls on offense) persists in the minds of every non-Patriots fan in the world, Las Vegas prepares itself for the return shenanigans of Tom Brady’s favorite floppy-ball receiver Rob Gronkowski, aka Gronk Smash!
Gronk Smash will appear both Saturday and Sunday afternoons at Rehab dayclub in the Hard Rock Hotel. He’s celebrating his 25th birthday.
He likes Vegas. In February he smashed cake on his brother’s head in front of everybody at Surrender nightclub, because Gronk Smash!
Gronk Smash walks Saturday’s red carpet at 3:15 p.m., right after DJ Joe Hahn of Linkin Park walks the carpet. Gronk Smash appears Sunday with DJ Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.
Dear Patriots friends. I’m just having light fun, because I’m a sad Saints fan. I don’t mean any harm. Who am I, anyway? It’s not like I achieved anything remotely as impressive as winning the Super Bowl with floppy balls or secret video of other teams’ practices.
Other famous people at Vegas clubs this weekend:
- Capital Cities performs Friday at Drai’s nightclub in the Cromwell.
- Skrillex DJs Friday at Surrender nightclub in the Encore hotel, and Sunday at XS nightswim in the Wynn hotel.
- Avicii DJs Friday at XS nightclub in the Wynn, and Saturday at Encore Beach Club.
- Calvin Harris DJs Friday at Omnia nightclub in Caesars Palace, then Saturday at Wet Republic dayclub in MGM.
- GTA DJs Friday at Light nightclub in Mandalay Bay.
- Borgore DJs to burlesque Friday at Life nightclub in the SLS hotel.
- Fergie DJ (not the singer) plays Friday at Hakkasan nightclub in MGM.
- Brody Jenner appears Friday at Tao nightclub in the Venetian, and Saturday at Tao Beach.
- David Guetta DJs Saturday at XS, and Sunday at Encore Beach Club.
- Sydney Sampson DJs Saturday daytime at Drai’s Beach Club.
- Dillon Francis DJs Saturday at Surrender.
- Nervo DJs Saturday at Omnia.
- A-Trak DJs Saturday at Light.
- Above & Beyond DJs Saturday at Hakkasan.
- Adventure Club DJs Saturday at Drai’s nightclub.
- Playboy Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers appears Saturday at Chateau Nightclub & Rooftop in the Paris.
- Talib Kweli performs Sunday at Drai’s nightclub.
- Stafford Brothers DJ Sunday at Foxtail Pool Club.
- And Chuckie DJs Sunday at Wet Republic.
Contact Doug Elfman at delfman@reviewjournal.com. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman. Find him on Twitter: @VegasAnonymous.
