MOVIES
Movies are rated on a letter-grade scale, from A to F. Opinions by R-J movie critic Carol Cling (C.C.) are indicated by initials. Other opinions are from wire service critics.
Motion Picture Association of America ratings:
G - General audiences, all ages.
PG - Parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
PG-13 - Parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children under 13.
R - Restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or guardian.
NC-17 - No one under 17 admitted.
NR - Not rated.
BABY MAMA
(C) Gynecomedy: With her biological clock nearing midnight, an overachiever ("30 Rock's" likable Tina Fey) hires a dubious young woman ("Saturday Night Live's" Amy Poehler) to carry her baby. Detecting human life here would require a sonogram; this is mild to the point of pablum, making the fertile topic of surrogate motherhood inoffensive to anyone. Which is not an endorsement; in comedies, delivery is everything. (99 min.) PG-13; crude and sexual humor, profanity, drug references.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN
(B-) It doesn't seem quite so magical anymore, but the Penvensie siblings -- stalwart Peter (William Moseley), practical Susan (Anna Popplewell), mischievous Edmund (Skandar Keynes) and little Lucy (Georgie Henley) -- are back in Narnia nonetheless, helping the title character (dashing Ben Barnes) battle his scheming uncle (Sergio Castellitto) and reclaim his realm. Rousing, if occasionally ponderous, this combat-weary adventure lacks much of the magic that marked 2005's "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," but this return trip to Narnia retains its appeal. Just barely. (140 min.) PG; epic battle action, violence. (C.C.)
DEEP SEA 3-D
(B) Get up close and personal with ocean wildlife, unveiled in the reach-out-and-touch weirdness of Imax 3-D at the Luxor. This giant-screen documentary introduces exotic denizens of the deep so extravagantly extraterrestrial, nothing created by Hollywood's special effects labs could possibly compete. (40 min.) G; all ages.
DINOSAURS 3-D: GIANTS OF PATAGONIA
(B+) Now at Luxor's Imax theater, this excursion traces the evolution -- and extinction -- of giant prehistoric beasts that rip each other's faces off in thrilling computer-generated segments showcasing species we didn't see in "Jurassic Park." (40 min.) NR; very large, very loud dinosaurs.
DRILLBIT TAYLOR
(C) Three desperate high school dweebs (Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile, David Dorfman) solicit a beach bum who claims to be an Iraq veteran (Owen Wilson, very much in his comfort zone), hoping this budget bodyguard will protect them from a sadistic bully (Alex Frost). Watching the latest from the Judd Apatow hit machine ("Knocked Up," "Superbad") makes you feel as though your arm's being twisted on your way to class. And that's not a compliment. (102 min.) PG-13; crude, racy humor, profanity, drug references, violence, partial nudity.
88 MINUTES
(C-) After receiving a death threat informing him that he has (surprise!) only 88 minutes to live, a famed forensic psychologist (gleeful scenery-chomper Al Pacino) tries to sort out the usual suspects, including a serial killer (Neal McDonough) he helped put on Death Row. This might have been slightly more tolerable if it were actually 88 minutes long, but it's too long at any length, given its lame premise and labored execution. (108 min.) R; disturbing violent content, brief nudity, profanity. (C.C.)
THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM
(C+) Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Emerald City metamorphoses into Jade City for a martial arts fantasy about a Boston teen (Michael Angarano) who lives for kung-fu movies -- until he finds himself in one, transporting a magical staff back to its legendary owner, with more than a little help from a drunken master (Jackie Chan) and a silent monk (Jet Li). Too bad this first-time teaming of martial arts legends Chan and Li can't keep up with its resident speed demons, succumbing to draggy predictability in between kicky kung-fu sequences. (113 min.) PG-13; martial arts action, violence. (C.C.)
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
(C) Dumped by his TV-star girlfriend (Kristen Bell) after six years together, a struggling musician (Jason Segel, a cross between Albert Brooks' sad-eyed clown and Will Ferrell's bubbly klutz) struggles to recover with a solo trip to Hawaii -- where he winds up in the same hotel as Sarah and her new British-rocker boyfriend. Sporadically funny, yet this latest from the Judd Apatow comedy factory lacks the crackle and snap of previous Apatow-zers; the sell-by date is getting ever closer. (112 min.) R; sexual content, profanity, graphic nudity.
HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY
(B) High jinks (and we do mean high): Mistaken for terrorists aboard an Amsterdam-bound plane, the title stoners (John Cho, Kal Penn) try to prove their innocence in this sequel to 2004's "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle." Sure, the nasty toilet jokes and sex gags are there, but the gratuitous nudity (male and female) and crazed cannabis-ness serve a greater good, mocking social and political hypocrisy -- and a culture steeped in prejudice and pretense. (102 min.) R; strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, pervasive profanity and drug use.
HORTON HEARS A WHO
(B) Finally, a Dr. Seuss tale that won't make you wail! After live-action travesties "The Cat in the Hat" and "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," your faith will be restored by this charming computer-animated adaptation, about a helpful elephant (voiced by "Grinch's" Jim Carrey) trying mightily to protect a microscopic community from his judgmental jungle neighbors. Vivid animation from the "Ice Age" folks and a top-chop vocal cast (also featuring Steve Carell, Carol Burnett, Seth Rogen and Charles Osgood) make this a true family treat. (88 min.) G; all ages. (C.C.)
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
(A) Whip-crackin' good: Indiana Jones (the inimitable, irreplaceable Harrison Ford) returns to derring-duty, reuniting with director Steven Spielberg and executive producer George Lucas for a thrill-a-minute romp that recaptures "Raiders of the Lost Ark's" gleeful spirit. This time out, it's 1957, and a graying, gritty Indy teams up with a rebellious teen (Shia LaBeouf) and "Raiders" flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) to battle Soviet spies (led by Oscar-winner Cate Blanchett) hot on the trail of a mystical Amazon artifact that may hold the key to life on earth -- and beyond. It's downright refreshing to witness a movie so alive to its own antic humor, without any self-conscious, wise-guy irony to get in the way of the fun; this ridiculously entertaining romp is exactly why popcorn was invented. (124 min.) PG-13; adventure violence, scary images. (C.C.)
IRON MAN
(B) Up, up and away: The summer blockbuster season gets off to a flying start with this fast, funny retooling of the tired superhero genre, as jet-set zillionaire arms merchant Tony Stark (a magnetic Robert Downey Jr.), captured by terrorists, devises a flying metal suit and weapons system, transforming himself from war profiteer to hero-with-a-conscience. It's still the same old story, but a top-chop cast (including Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges and Terrence Howard) and a sly sense of humor make almost everything old new again. (126 min.) PG-13; sci-fi action and violence, brief sexual references. (C.C.)
THE LIFE BEFORE HER EYES
(B) A troubled teen (Evan Rachel Wood) faces life and death at a Columbine-style high school massacre -- and grows up to be a troubled wife and mother (Uma Thurman). This drama from "House of Sand and Fog" director Vadim Perelman, based on Laura Kasischke's novel, delivers a shattering, if somewhat puzzling, finale. But the two performances blend into a seamless whole, exploring the dreamy sensuality of adolescence and the crushing weight of adulthood with equal power. (90 min.) R; violence, drug use, sexuality.
LIONS 3-D: ROAR OF THE KALAHARI
(B+) This award-winning National Geographic production, filmed in the wild by Tim Liversedge, goes 3-D, focusing on a lion king's battle with a young challenger for control of his throne -- and a valuable water hole in Botswana's Kalahari desert. (40 min.) NR; animal violence.
MADE OF HONOR
(C-) Something borrowed: "My Best Friend's Wedding" gets a gender-switch makeover and a serious brain-drain as a bed-hopping Manhattan millionaire (Patrick "McDreamy" Dempsey) realizes that he loves his art-restorer best friend (Michelle Monaghan) -- but not until she gets herself engaged to a Scottish hunk (Kevin McKidd). while working overseas. Predictable, generic and only fitfully amusing, there's nothing to justify this rehash. You'll have more fun watching "My Best Friend's Wedding" on DVD. (101 min.) PG-13; sexual content, profanity.
MY BROTHER IS AN ONLY CHILD
(B) This Italian smash, featured at last year's Cannes and Toronto film festivals, reunites director Daniele Luchetti with "Best of Youth" collaborators Sandro Petraglia and Stefano Rulli for a buoyant, handsome homage to the '60s and '70s films of Bernardo Bertolucci and Marco Bellochio focusing on small-town brothers out to change the world: a Communist firebrand (Riccardo Scarmaccio) and a rebellious reactionary (Elio Germano) who realizes he loves his brother's girlfriend. In Italian with English subtitles. (108 min.) R; profanity, sexual content.
MYSTERY OF THE NILE
(B+) This Imax documentary, now playing at the Luxor, chronicles the first descent of the Blue Nile from source to sea, a 3,250-mile, 114-day odyssey that brings explorers face-to-face with rapids, crocodiles, bandits, malaria, sandstorms and the fierce desert sun. (47 min.) NR; all ages.
NIM'S ISLAND
(B-) When her scientist father ("300's" Gerard Butler) disappears from their remote island home, the title character ("Little Miss Sunshine's" Abigail Breslin) appeals for help to swashbuckling Alex Rover, author (and hero) of her favorite adventure books -- little dreaming that Alex (Jodie Foster) is really an agoraphobic klutz ill-equipped for life on Nim's island. This mildly diverting, kid-friendly adventure scores points for its focus on a spirited young girl who discovers how reading can inspire her to become her own hero. (95 min.) PG; mild adventure action, brief profanity.
PROM NIGHT
(D-) "Hairspray's" Brittany Snow takes over for '80s scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis in this remake of the 1980 slasher fave about an obsessed killer (has-been hottie Johnathon Schaech) determined to give a high school senior and her friends a night to die for -- literally. There's no suspense or perversity and no one seems to know what to do, unless it involves waiting for the studio's check to clear. You certainly don't care who lives or who dies -- just please make it soon. (88 min.) PG-13; violence and terror, sexual material, underage drinking, profanity.
REDBELT
(B) Writer-director David Mamet focuses on a moral man in an amoral universe in a mixed martial-arts drama about a Gulf War veteran (that masterful chameleon Chiwetel Ejiofor) who runs a jujitsu studio in L.A. shuns competition, until events -- and people -- conspire to force him into the ring. Mamet regulars Joe Mantegna and Ricky Jay join Tim Allen (sharp as an over-the-hill movie star) in a movie that may be more character study than movie, but at least the character feels fresh and real. (99 min.) R; profanity.
SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE
(B+) Go under the sea -- and back in time -- with this Imax 3-D documentary from National Geographic, now at the Luxor, about the 82-million-year-old creatures that swam the world's oceans -- from the Tylosaurus (the T. rex of the deep) to the most dangerous sea monster of all, the mosasaur. (40 min.) NR; all ages.
SPEED RACER
(C-) Roadkill: "Matrix" mavens Larry and Andy Wachowski revamp the cult cartoon about the speed-demon title character ("Into the Wild's" Emile Hirsch), who teams with former rival Racer X ("Lost's" Matthew Fox) to avenge his brother's death. The supporting cast includes John Goodman and Susan Sarandon (as Speed's supportive parents) and Christina Ricci (as his sassy girlfriend Trixie), but not even they can breathe life into this hyper-stylized, hyperactive computer game that does nothing but spin its wheels. If this brain-dead, soul-deadening exercise in effects overkill represents the future of movies, include me out. (135 min.) PG; action sequences, violence, profanity. (C.C.)
STREET KINGS
(C) "Training Day" meets "L.A. Confidential" as a violent, soul-deadened vice cop (Keanu Reeves), investigating his ex-partner's death, uncovers a web of corruption that leads him into the heart of darkness: his own cop colleagues. Despite an impressive supporting cast (including a hammy Forest Whitaker, a smirky Hugh Laurie and an earnest Chris Evans as the young detective on the case with Reeves), this is a missed opportunity, with "L.A. Confidential" author James Ellroy contributing a convoluted script that "Training Day" screenwriter Ayer directs in equally overheated style. (109 min.) R; strong violence, pervasive profanity. (C.C.)
SUPERHERO MOVIE
(D) The "Scary Movie" folks take on another ripe-for-parody tale with a "Spidey"-lite account of a high school loser (Drake Bell) who's bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly and becomes a costumed crime fighter, complete with too-tight tights. Only those who thrill to flatulence jokes and comedic overuse of the "s" and "f" words will cheer. (85 min.) PG-13; crude and sexual content, comic violence, drug references, profanity.
THEN SHE FOUND ME
(B+) Helen Hunt, as tightly wound as a ukulele string, makes her directorial debut and stars in this bittersweet tale about a teacher undergoing the mother of all midlife crises when she meets her birth mother (played with polished nuance by Caesars Palace headliner Bette Midler) just as her adoptive mom dies -- and her Peter Pan of a husband (Matthew Broderick) leaves her. Colin Firth (as a divorced dad seeking her favor) almost steals the show, thanks to his stoic grace and wiry moodiness, especially because Hunt's character presents such a stern challenge to an audience's collective sympathy. (100 min.) R; profanity, sexual content.
21
(C+) This slick, made-in-Vegas fictionalization of the best-selling "Bringing Down the House" focuses on math-whiz college students (Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth) who take their card-counting expertise to the Strip, winning millions at blackjack -- and attracting the ire of an old-school casino enforcer (Laurence Fishburne). Despite the estimable presence of Kevin Spacey (who also produced) as the kids' calculating mentor, "21" is like a gambler who keeps playing long after his lucky streak has run out. (122 min.) PG-13; violence, sexual content including partial nudity. (C.C.)
THE VISITOR
(B+) Proving "The Station Agent" was no fluke, writer-director Tom McCarthy returns with another heartfelt fable of lost souls finding each other. This time, a widowed economics professor (ace supporting actor Richard Jenkins, triumphant in his first leading role) returns to his little-used New York apartment to find an illegal immigrant couple living there: gregarious Middle Eastern musician Tarek (Haaz Sleiman) and wary African jewelry maker Zainab (Danai Gurira). What follows, including the arrival of Tarek's mother (Hiam Abbass), offers a poignant study of kindred spirits struggling, against all odds, to embrace their common humanity. (108 min.) PG-13; brief profanity. (C.C.)
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
(C) Nothing unexpected happens in this upbeat fluff, as two vacationing New Yorkers (Cameron Diaz as a workaholic, Ashton Kutcher as a slacker) meet cute in Vegas, get plastered and get married, only to put their morning-after annulment on hold so they can hold onto a $3 million slot jackpot. It's nothing we haven't seen before -- and won't see again. Yet as the movie stumbles through its connect-the-dots plot and sitcom-style slapstick, there's a frustrating sense of missed opportunities -- and missing smarts. (98 min.) PG-13; sexual and crude content, profanity, drug references. (C.C.)
YOUNG@HEART
(B) This life-affirming, death-defying documentary focuses on the final weeks of rehearsal for the Young@Heart Chorus: a 24-member singing group from Northampton, Mass., average age 80, who spend their golden years touring the world and singing covers of songs from groups like the Talking Heads, the Clash and Coldplay. Overall, a heartening and poignant exploration of music's transformative power. (108 min.) PG; mild profanity, thematic material.
