Jose Canseco wants to sell you the finger he shot off

Former professional baseball player Jose Canseco wants to sell his finger that fell off during a poker game last week on eBay.

Yes, you read that right.

Canseco, who accidentally shot his own hand while cleaning his gun on Oct. 28 and then had the finger reattached, tweeted his plans on Monday afternoon.

“I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale,” Canseco tweeted.

And he even described what he’ll write for the eBay ad.

“The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks,” Canseco added.

Canseco is also going to sell the gun he says shot off his finger.

“This is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it,” Canseco tweeted.

According to CBS Sports, eBay has a “no body parts” policy, so you probably won’t see the finger on eBay for sale anytime soon.