Angelique ‘Frenchy’ Morgan’s new projects include sex book

Here’s why reality TV executives like putting part-time Las Vegan Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan on the UK’s “Celebrity Big Brother” and an upcoming episode of E!’s “Botched.”

I interviewed Frenchy, the second-most Googled person in the UK in 2014, a few years ago for an RJ column that got picked up a lot in Europe.

Now I wanted to catch up with her about her new song and music video, “Frenchy Mafia,” and her budding DJ dreams.

But then she said, in her Frenchy accent, she’s writing a sex book.

“As you know, I’m bi. So my book is for everyone,” she said extravagantly. “I’m like a sex mentor-adviser in my book.”

If she’s selling herself as an expert, how much better is she at sex than other people?

“I’m French. Is that even a question?” she said. “When it comes to cooking or (expletive), I have no competition.”

What is she best at?

“I’m very open, you know. Like, if I’m with a guy, I (this newspaper won’t let me write her naughty answer here). My (I also can’t write this lascivious part of her interview in the paper).”

“Can I speak dirty when you talk to me, or do I have to moderate my language?” Frenchy asked politely.

“You can say whatever you want,” I said.

“OK, so, I (can’t quote the rest of this sentence either, unfortunately).”

“I grew up on a nude beach and topless beach,” she said. “Right now, I’m having fun with my girlfriend. We’re dating. No commitments. Nothing serious.”

She’s choosy and open with her lovers.

“I think other people should be open as well, because a lot of people cheat on each other, because they don’t communicate in the bedroom, and they ruin their sex life, they get too busy, and then they don’t have sex.”

Frenchy, who has called herself “Plastic Fantastique,” with her 34-D, lip biogel, botox and fillers of a visage, couldn’t discuss what happens on “Botched” June 21 before it runs. Her DJ lessons continue.

GEORGE TAKEI FLYING TOWARD STARS

America’s Facebook Pop-Pop, George Takei, is coming to Las Vegas to ride a ZERO-G flight to space (kind of) on Aug. 4, as part of a 50th anniversary celebration of the airing of the first “Star Trek” episode and that week’s Vegas “Star Trek” convention.

This is what Takei — Facebook superstar, “Sulu” from “Star Trek,” and one of our most celebrated LGBT activists — can expect at 32,000 feet.

There are no practice runs.

The modified Boeing 727 will do 15 “parabolas,” parabolic arcs, which are like rainbow arcs (but both convex and concave).

The first parabola is called “Lunar,” during which Takei could do a one-arm pushup with lessened gravity.

Then come two “Martian” parabolas, which will let him push off the ground and float a little.

Next come 12 zero-gravity arcs, 28 seconds each of total weightlessness, which enabled Martha Stewart to do cannonballs while people threw her across the air.

Stephen Hawking, Tony Hawk and Kate Upton (in a Sports Illustrated swimsuit) have also done this.

Takei is the first “Star Trek” (and for that matter, “Star Wars”) icon to book a ZERO-G flight. He’ll be met beforehand by Rod Roddenberry, son of “Star Trek” creator Gene Roddenberry and CEO of Roddenberry Entertainment.

If you want to join Takei on his 20-person run, it’ll cost you $6,500 plus tax. If you’d like to be on a normal run on a different day with 28 seats, it’s $4,950 plus tax (GoZeroG.com).

NOT SO SMUG

Fox Sports’ play-by-play man Joe Buck took his wife, Michelle Beisner, to the Wynn’s Andrea’s restaurant and Intrigue nightclub on Thursday.

An unusual romantic story just came out about Buck and Beisner in TheRinger.com, which goes like this:

Buck was into Beisner, a broadcaster and former Denver Broncos cheerleader, so in 2012 he had a friend (Rich Eisen from NFL Network) call her to ask for her number (yes, yes, I remember middle school), but she had a boyfriend and didn’t like Buck’s “smug and arrogant” presence so she said, “Please don’t say it’s Joe Buck.”

Eventually, she became single, dated Buck, and married him in Cabo San Lucas with Troy Aikman in attendance, and she’s quoted in The Ringer saying Buck turned out to be “the furthest thing from arrogant or smug.”

Doug Elfman can be reached at delfman@reviewjournal.com. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman. On Twitter: @VegasAnonymous