For Ashley Madison users, Vegas restaurant offers Forgive Me menu

They'll never learn.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but not every place is so closely aligned with the concept of plausible deniability. Certainly not ashleymadison.com, whose purported 37 million users have been revealed to the world — or at least the part of the world that's willing to sift through a list of 37 million users.

If your name is one of those, you'll pay big, as reality star Josh Duggar is finding out. You'll pay really, really big, so big we don't even want to go there, and are glad we don't have to.

But in the spirit of sympathy for those who are not privy to Las Vegas' famous policy of discretion, Crush at the MGM Grand is offering the Forgive Me prix-fixe menu. It starts with chilled sashimi with bacon marmalade, followed by Chilean sea bass with smoked caviar, beef rib-eye with a 7-ounce lobster tail and chocolate fondant cake with gold leaf chocolate.

And if gold leaf isn't enough icing on the cake, the dinner also comes with a bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne and two dozen long-stemmed roses, delivered to the table.

It's priced at $1,000, which has to be less than tuition at Duggar's rehab center.

Of course, appearing on the www.ashleymadison.com membership list isn't the only reason you may need forgiveness, so the menu also is available to those trying to make up for other transgressions, like staying out all night, wrecking the car or forgetting one's spouse's birthday.

Call 702-891-3222 for reservations.

And next time, make your mistakes in Las Vegas.

Contact Heidi Knapp Rinella at Hrinella@reviewjournal.com. Find more of her stories at www.reviewjournal.com and bestoflasvegas.com and follow @HKRinella on Twitter.