99 Words About … The madness of ‘Mad Men’s’ creator
Jon Hamm’s penis has gotten so big — no pun intended — it has a half-dozen Twitter accounts.
This is what happens when the press can’t talk about “Mad Men” (9 p.m. Sunday, AMC).
Each season, Matthew Weiner, its spoiler-phobic creator, hilariously declares certain facts off-limits.
“The year the season begins” is always one. Like it’s ever going to be, say, post-apocalyptic 2273.
This year’s best: “Whether the agency has expanded to an additional floor.”
Seriously.
What type of fan cares whether Don, Roger, Pete and Joan will/won’t be walking up a staircase?
Probably the kind who’s busy tweeting Hamm’s privates.
— CHRISTOPHER LAWRENCE
