The Good Wife

It turns out this woman's name isn't Jerry Seinfeld's Wife. It's allegedly Jessica Seinfeld. At least, that's the name she wrote her cookbook under -- the one no one would've cared about if she wasn't married to an A-list comedian. Considering she has no qualms hitching a ride on her husband's coattails, we suspect she doesn't mind going by her unofficial name. In fact, she probably prefers it.

Now that that's cleared up, let's dissect her look.

Jerry Seinfeld's Wife recently attended a red carpet event. It was the type of red carpet event, however, that couldn't even drop the change for a red carpet. That explains why the 10th Anniversary of the Baby Buggy Bedtime Bash drew several C-listers. And, the fact the event has the word "baby" in it explains why all those C-listers brought the same accessory: a baby.

Now, we understand Jerry Seinfeld's Wife's children are all out of diapers, but some kind of offspring would've been nice here, considering the nature of the event and all.

The rest of her ensemble, however, doesn't commit a single faux pas. Let's start with the dress. When you have a playful print such as this one here, you can get away with what comes very close to a priest's neckline. The blend of browns, bright white and a hint of aqua do a fine job of announcing one's arrival.

Unless you've served your time with the free-weights or the yoga mat, you might want to opt for a different sleeve cut. Jerry Seinfeld's Wife realizes what it takes to keep a rich, famous man -- hence, the name Jerry Seinfeld's Wife -- and her cut arms are just one example of that. Need another example? Her cut legs.

The flirty skirt of this dress bellows out just enough and the hemline gives us a nice peek at her quads. Her cookbook that tricks kids into eating healthy may have proved she doesn't know how to say "eat the veggies or else!," but she definitely has discipline when it comes to working out. If your husband's ex was Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss, you probably would, too.

We're not sure how these 3-inch wooden platforms fit into a busy mom's lifestyle, but we'll guess multiple nannies have something to do with it. The sandals look especially nice against her tan legs and the height makes it much easier to feel "above" the crowd.

As for the bangles, well, we wouldn't advise a busy mom where the cumbersome things, but for Jerry Seinfeld's Wife they work great.

Here's how you can copy the look of a woman married to a very famous man.