Literary Las Vegas: Rob Key

Las Vegas writer Rob Key's "Speak 'Face' Book" is billed as a fun and intriguing way to spice up your Facebook posts. Key encourages Facebook users to adopt his new vocabulary to make social media more fun and punctuate updates with creativity. He sets out to coin terms such as "'Face'lift," giving positive encouragement through posts or "likes," and its near synonym "'Face'skizzy," a warm and fuzzy update or comment.

Excerpt:

"Face" Hog: A friend who seems to be taking up way too much of your News Feed.

How to use it: "I barely get a chance to catch up on all my friends' posts because someone (to remain anonymous) is a 'Face'hog! I don't need an update on your update all the time!"